murid-murid semua..bile dah besar nanti cita-cita nak jadi apa??
abu : saya nak jadi cikgu, cikgu...
ahmad : saya nak jadi askar, cikgu...
siti : saya nak jadi isteri orang, cikgu (ade kew budak ckp camni?)
din : saya nak jadi polis...
aq yakin semua orang pernah menghadapi pertanyaan ni di bangku sekolah dulu, memang antara jawapan typical budak-budak zaman aq dulu ialah cikgu, askar, polis, bomba. mungkin sebab tu je kerja yang diorang tau, yelah cikgu dah nampak depan mata, lepas tu mungkin jugak pengaruh dari permainan polis sentry atau perang-perang. sumpah aq sendiri pun rasa yang polis tu stylo boleh tangkap-tangkap orang. tapi semakin zaman beredar, budak-budak makin pandai bercita-cita besar, ada yang nak jadi pelakon, penyanyi dan tak kurang jugak yang nak jadi kaya ( kecik-kecik dah pandai fikir duit). tapi cita-cita aq?
cikgu : haaa azri hanif, kamu nak jadi apa besar nanti?
azri hanif : saya nak jadi doktor cikgu :)
cikgu : ouh, bagus cita-cita kamu tu, sesuai dengan kamu yang comel :) ( sumpah ni bukan aq reka, aq memang comel kowt time tu :p)
ye, memang aq dah set awal-awal yang aq nak jadi doktor, bukanlah bertujuan nak tolong orang yang sakit pada awalnya, tapi sebab aq tgk doktor-doktor yang rawat aq time kecik-kecik semua banyak duit, so boleh aq pakai duit tu untuk beli mainan, haha.
saya nak jadi budak gemuk bole x cikgu?
i was a sick puppy back then, memang selalu gile sakit, kalau malam-malam melalak sebab sesak, batuk, demam etc. tu aq lah tu, and a lot thanks to my parents for taking care of me back then when i was sicks, bole kate aq yang paling banyak menyusahkan diorang la...pernah jugak aq tanye...
aq: mama, antara kitorang berempat, sape la yang paling susah nak jaga time-time kecik?
mama: azri lew, dari kecik ada asthma, asyik menangis jek, sampai pernah x tido mama dengan papa jaga...
aq : heee( hanya mampu tersenyum sebab aq x expect pun mak aq akan cakap aq yang paling ssh )
so, aq pun selalu jugaklah pergi jumpa doktor time-time kecik dulu. mungkin mende tu jugak jadi pengaruh kepada cita-cita aq kot, coz a good doctor can make someone happy even without any medicine a comfort service, good understanding and nice conversation are more than enough to ease someone's pain so kalau boleh aq pun nak jadi camtu kat orang lain, maybe lepas tengok aq senyum pun orang-orang yang sakit tu boleh sembuh, x style ke tu? :p then aq memang da set awal-awal yang aq nak jadi doktor bila aq besar nanti.
time aq darjah satu, aq ditempatkan satu klas ngn sorang budak perempuan ni nama dia ain. nak dijadikan cerita memang aq selalu fight dengan ain ni la dalam kelas tapi hakikatnya aq x pernah menang dengan dia. i always came out 2nd after her. bayangkan dari darjah 1 sampai darjah 3 aq asyik dapat no 2 jek. xpe la2 macam orang kata, ladies 1st kn ( padahal memang aq x mampu nak lawan dia )
dari darjah 3, aq loncat terus masuk darjah 5, time tu result aq memang da x segempak dulu lew. makin lame makin jatuh, aq dilanda stress( time ni da tau stress kew? haha) sebab aq sebenarnye selalu compare diri aq dengan kakak aq. nak cerita sikit pasal kakak aq yang no 2 ni, dia memang pandai gila la..aq rase dari darjah 1 sampai darjah 6 asyik dapat no 1 jek, tiap2 tahun dapat anugerah pelajar cemerlang, tapi aq tiap2 tahun hanyalah mengambil tugas sebagai penepuk tangan di bawah pentas. macam-macam hadiah dia dapat, pernah sekali tu dia dapat makan a & w free for one year coupon as a gift, jeles gila la aq, haha aq plak time tu dah start berjinak-jinak dalam arena pemontengan sekolah, dah banyak main, ye lew time aq sekolah dulu zaman-zaman tamiya, proyo, digimon kot, nampak ketinggalan pulak kalau aq x main. pastu aq pun pernah dipecat dari jadi pengawas atas alasan disiplin ( haha siot punya cikgu, aq rasa cam aq sorang je ade history kene pecat jadi pengawas kot )
but finally after all that commotion and problems, upsr aq cemerlang 5a, alhamdulillah, tu pun lepas bapak aq bagi last warnin " ko x dpt 5a upsr, siap ko" ( bapak aq memang garang time darah-darah muda dulu, tapi aq pun nakal jugak..hoho) so aq rase aq still boleh proceed dengan cita-cita aq, mana tau boleh sambung belajar kat mrsm kew, alam shah ke x main la sekolah-sekolah biasa ni, nak gak masuk sekolah asrama penuh..5a kot haha :p
aq rase sampai sini dlu kot, lepas ni aq cite kisah aq time sekolah menengah or boleh kata zaman-zaman kejatuhan aq jugak lew, so see u in part 2 :)
btw thanx niesa sebab bagi idea buat partition... huhu
wheres.life.took.me[part 1]
Posted by
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on Monday, February 28, 2011
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p.i.c.k.i.n.g.u.p.s.o.m.e.o.n.e.
Posted by
whatiseeinlife
on Sunday, February 27, 2011
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do you ever feel alone? do you ever feel frustrated that relation never work out for you? do you ever feel that you finally need someone to hold,someone to share things with? pernah tak rasa bila weekend night tetiba terfikir "eh..aku nak buat apa ea malam ni?" and it ended up lepak dekat rumah jek? pernah tak menghadapi situasi, sedar-sedar jek ko da sorang2 kat rumah yang lain semua keluar dengan pasangan masing2?
frust betul ni..rilek la kak
tipu la kalau korang kata korang takde nafsu nak berpasangan, keinginan untuk berpasangan tu memang ada kat semua orang kot, kalau ade orang kate "I ENJOY MY SINGLE LIFE" atau yang sewaktu dengannya tu memang nampak sangat penipu, orang-orang yang camtu ade few possibilities kenapa diorang cakap camtu:
1) korang tak pernah rasa hidup couple lagi
2) korang pernah frust gile sampai trauma nak berpasangan lagi
3) korang malu nak admit yang korang memang tak berpeluang nak berpasangan
4) korang hensem@lawa nak mampus and nak ada relations without commitment dengan ramai-ramai orang
5) korang suka kaum sejenis...haha
even korang single pun, tak perlu menggelabah tetek mencari-cari sampai amek sesape yang tak sepatutnya, rilek...maybe time korang belum sampai, sometimes loneliness, environment, peer pressure tend to make u find a temporary relationship, padahal bukan tu yang korang perlukan. bila da couple, baru sedar yang korang tersilap langkah, yang mula-mula sayang pun boleh buat korang menyampah bila dah jadi camtu. so aq nk share my personally opinion on what u should or shouldnt do if u want to start a relationship, what's ur preparation, what's ur picking up line gonna be and stuffs like that...aku tak jamin mende ni jadi, this is just whatiseeinstartingarelationship :)
1st of all i would like to share my experienced on this matter. 1st time aq nak try2 mengayat orang, time tu aq form 3 kot, aq da janji nak lepak dengan kawan aq dekat midvalley, so pagi tu before pegi aq try la search internet under "sweet quotes" mane tau jumpa someone dekat midvalley, bole jugak guna picking up line yang aq search ni..(haha yes guys, i cheated on my 1st attempted). so dekat midvalley, aq lepak makan dekat mcdonald's and theres few chicks sitting just in front of us. sambil makan tu sempat jugak melirik-lirik mata kat gurl sorang tu and aq prasan yang dia pun usya2 aq ( ade respon2 ), tak lama pastu, gurls tu pun blah dari situ then time tu mulalah aq bermonolog dalaman... nak try ke x,nk try ke x,nk try ke x..it took me 1 minute to made up my mind and finally...
aq : sorry guys,will be back, ade hal sket.
( so aq pun kejar blk gurl td..n tapped her shoulder)
aq: hi, u know what, before i get here this morning, i saw this one blooming flower. i thought its the most beautiful thing ive ever seen but that was until i met you, so i wonder..boleh kita berkenalan? (with this shivering voice..1st time kot, gile x nervous..silap2 kene gelak jek)
girl : (smiling) hi, ow yea? i'm ***** ( sebenarnya aq lupa nama dia,haha)
so that 1st attempted went up well and it ended with me getting her phone's number...ok la tu kan?? haha. tu la 1st aq try berkecimpung dalam arena ayat-mengayat and aq admit yang lepas tu selalu jugaklah aq guna bantuan internet untuk cari ayat-ayat power tapi tak lama la sebab sekarang aq da pandai guna ayat sendiri :p
so guys here goes :
what you SHOULD do?
what you SHOULDNT do?
frust betul ni..rilek la kak
tipu la kalau korang kata korang takde nafsu nak berpasangan, keinginan untuk berpasangan tu memang ada kat semua orang kot, kalau ade orang kate "I ENJOY MY SINGLE LIFE" atau yang sewaktu dengannya tu memang nampak sangat penipu, orang-orang yang camtu ade few possibilities kenapa diorang cakap camtu:
1) korang tak pernah rasa hidup couple lagi
2) korang pernah frust gile sampai trauma nak berpasangan lagi
3) korang malu nak admit yang korang memang tak berpeluang nak berpasangan
4) korang hensem@lawa nak mampus and nak ada relations without commitment dengan ramai-ramai orang
5) korang suka kaum sejenis...haha
even korang single pun, tak perlu menggelabah tetek mencari-cari sampai amek sesape yang tak sepatutnya, rilek...maybe time korang belum sampai, sometimes loneliness, environment, peer pressure tend to make u find a temporary relationship, padahal bukan tu yang korang perlukan. bila da couple, baru sedar yang korang tersilap langkah, yang mula-mula sayang pun boleh buat korang menyampah bila dah jadi camtu. so aq nk share my personally opinion on what u should or shouldnt do if u want to start a relationship, what's ur preparation, what's ur picking up line gonna be and stuffs like that...aku tak jamin mende ni jadi, this is just whatiseeinstartingarelationship :)
1st of all i would like to share my experienced on this matter. 1st time aq nak try2 mengayat orang, time tu aq form 3 kot, aq da janji nak lepak dengan kawan aq dekat midvalley, so pagi tu before pegi aq try la search internet under "sweet quotes" mane tau jumpa someone dekat midvalley, bole jugak guna picking up line yang aq search ni..(haha yes guys, i cheated on my 1st attempted). so dekat midvalley, aq lepak makan dekat mcdonald's and theres few chicks sitting just in front of us. sambil makan tu sempat jugak melirik-lirik mata kat gurl sorang tu and aq prasan yang dia pun usya2 aq ( ade respon2 ), tak lama pastu, gurls tu pun blah dari situ then time tu mulalah aq bermonolog dalaman... nak try ke x,nk try ke x,nk try ke x..it took me 1 minute to made up my mind and finally...
aq : sorry guys,will be back, ade hal sket.
( so aq pun kejar blk gurl td..n tapped her shoulder)
aq: hi, u know what, before i get here this morning, i saw this one blooming flower. i thought its the most beautiful thing ive ever seen but that was until i met you, so i wonder..boleh kita berkenalan? (with this shivering voice..1st time kot, gile x nervous..silap2 kene gelak jek)
girl : (smiling) hi, ow yea? i'm ***** ( sebenarnya aq lupa nama dia,haha)
so that 1st attempted went up well and it ended with me getting her phone's number...ok la tu kan?? haha. tu la 1st aq try berkecimpung dalam arena ayat-mengayat and aq admit yang lepas tu selalu jugaklah aq guna bantuan internet untuk cari ayat-ayat power tapi tak lama la sebab sekarang aq da pandai guna ayat sendiri :p
so guys here goes :
what you SHOULD do?
once korang da ade target., ape yang korang boleh buat adalah :
1) looking at yourself 1st. orang putih selalu kata, pick on your own size. bukan aq nak kata yang korang tak mampu nak dapat orang yang da tahap supermodel tapi korang paham2 lew. kalau korang da tau korang di tahap mana pastu korang try dengan orang yang dah tahap dewa nanti korang sendiri pulak yang kecewa...haha
2) grooming up yourself a little bit. 1st impression is important. it actually does. cuba korang bayangkan kalau orang dress up x kemana, berbau plak tuh, nak tak orang tu layan korang? bukan aq nk ajar korang diskriminasi tapi at least tunjuk kat diorg yang ko boleh manage diri ko sendiri baru die confident sikit nak dekat dengan korang. mungkin ada beberapa yang memang x berkenan nk bergaya tapi sekali-sekali bergaya apa salahnya? untuk orang yang korang suka jugak. bagi yang perokok, kalau boleh hilangkan lah bau rokok tu dulu, perempuan bukan kisah pun ko nk hisap 10 kotak rokok sehari tapi diorang kisah apabila bau busuk rokok tu menusuk kat hidung diorang.
3) try to know a little bout him/her before approaching him/her. sebelum korang try approach tu, tau2 la pasal si dia, sikit pun jadi la. at least dia tau yang korang memang berminat kat dia, cuba la cari tau mana dia tinggal, study kat mane or ape minat dia tapi jangan la melampau sangat sampai tau size kasut
bapak dia or favourite kaler seluar dalam dia sebab nanti diorg ingat ko stalk
dia lebih-lebih plak kan.
4) choose ur method. this will depends on you, do u have the gut to be straightforward or not? if u do, then just face the person and gtau je yang ko nk kenal ngan diorang . selalunya mesti dapat nya, nak kenal je pun, bukan nk rogol or bunuh dia kan? plus diorang akan hargai keberanian korang untuk berhadapan ngan dia even korang x knal pun dia. ke korang takut? kalau korang takut ade few ways untuk korang, sms, call, or social network cam facebook,myspace, etc. tapi kena disusuli dengan doa yang banyak lew, takut2 orang tu x respon je dengan teguran korang.
5) find things in common. lagi best kalau partner korang share minat yang sama dengan korang tapi kalau orang yg korang nak tu xde pape persamaan pun xpe, maybe korang boleh belajar mende baru dari dia kan?
selalu orang akan terpikat dengan good conversation and personally aq rasa aq akan suka sangat ngan orang tu kalau aq rase aq ni sekepala ngn dia. try to create an open questions will be helpful. jangan sebab korang suka tengok wayang, korang g tanye "u suke tengok wayang?". cuba lah tanya, "u suke buat apa kalau free?" barulah banyak sket dia boleh elaborate. pastu jangan kerja nak menang je kalau bercakap, mende ni bole menimbulkan rasa menyampah kat orang lain silap2 boleh dapat penerajang skali.
6) try to be sweet sometimes. a simple "hi, good morning" everyday can be so meaningful even its simple. dia akan sedar la yang korang amek berat tentang dia, jangan hantar mende2 pelik cam "i miss you" "i love you" sebab mende tu x sweet langsung kalau di fasa2 awal okay?! si dia akan berfikir " eh, dia ni..belum pape lagi da rindu,sayang segala". slow2 je,silap2 dia yang akan cakap kat korang dulu ayat2 tu :)
7) get to know his/her family and friends. cuba try knal ngan family dia and kawan2 dia. dia akan rase sangat dihargai bila korang berminat nak kenal and berbaik-baik ngan family and kawan2 dia. sebab family ngn kawan2 ni penting gak la aq rase sebab kalau mak aq or kawan-kawan aq kate "x berkenan la ngan dia tu" aq rase aq boleh terpengaruh gak kot untuk menendang dia keluar dari hidup aq..haha.
8) finally just go with the flow. take everything slowly, dont rush it.and happiness will follow, insyaAllah :)
what you SHOULDNT do?
1) dont push it. if respon yang korang harapkan x menjadi, janganlah kalut, baru x reply sms korang da menggelabah anjing...
sms : hi..good morning.
30 seconds later...
sms : hi..tgh buat ape?
30 seconds later...
sms : hi again...
30 seconds later...
sms : u xde kedit ke? i topupkan u ea?
30 seconds later...
sms : npe u x reply lagi ni?
rilek la bro, maybe dia nak slowly, kalau jadi mende ni kat korang, pe kate korang take five dulu. 2-3 hari lagi try lagi. jangan push sgt, sebab nanti korang bukan akan dapat pelukan sebagai tanda terharu sebab korang gila concern tapi dapat penerajang sebab menimbulkan rasa meluat si dia. pastu kalau dia still cold hearted, korang blah je la, nampak sangat dia da xde minat nak kenal korang.
2) dont give your everything. " da 3 bulan da aq try dia ni, x dapat2 jugak, sweet words da bagi, hadiah da banyak aq bagi, holds hand da, kiss da, nk bagi ape lagi ni bagi dia minat kat aq?bagi dara ah..." haaaa...x ke haru tu? cuba rilek2 dulu. tau korang bernafsu nak dapatkan dia tapi bia dia tau yang theres a things they can get before and after marriage. jangan bagi semua nya sekaligus nanti si dia akan puas cepat padahal korang blum dapat dia lagi nih? mmg sampai ke mati la korang xkan dapat dia.
3) dont try to take control. jangan cuba2 menunjukkan sifat anda yang suka control orang. pertanyaan mcm "u pegi mane? dengan sape?laki? perempuan? buat ape? balik bile?" pun dah cukup untuk menunjukkan yang anda ada sifat mengontrol dalam diri. cuba elakkan sebab kita taknak si dia fikir " belum pape da lebih2"
4) dont tell him/her bout ur ex's too much. sikit2 bole la..tapi kalau da setiap kali jumpa asyik cerita pasal bekas2 dia je, siap compare lagi akan buat orang nak bagi kaki jugak. things like that will make him/her think that ur still not over ur ex's and not ready for a new relationship.
5)jangan try 2-3 orang dalam satu masa. kalau nak mengorat, cuba mengorat satu-satu. dah la ko buat camtu, kantoi plak. memang la buat si dia fikir " cilake ni x serius ke ngn aku?"
so theres a few tips for starting a relationship. nk try bole try tp aq x jamin jadi..haha..
kalau x jadi gak.. maybe korang bole beli buku dia ni.
enjoy :)
[S.E.X]
Posted by
whatiseeinlife
on Saturday, February 26, 2011
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what.i.see.in.sex.before.marriage
sumpah lagi scary dari gamba ni,haha
Some years ago, as I formed and solidified my own beliefs and convictions about this subject, I stumbled upon a book titled Sex, Love, or Infatuation: How Can I Really Know? by Dr. Ray E. Short, professor emeritus of sociology at the University of Wisconsin in Platteville. Dr. Short was a speaker who was popular to college students and school assemblies. Although it was originally published in the 1960s, I think you would still find this book encouraging and enlightening.
He titled chapter 10: "To Be or Not to Be—A Virgin." According to Dr. Short, science had established 11 facts—backed up by solid research—regarding the probable effect of premarital sex on your future marriage:
FACT 1: Premarital sex tends to break up couples.
FACT 2: Many men and women do not want to marry a person who has had intercourse with someone else.
FACT 3: Those who have premarital sex tend to have less happy marriages.
FACT 4: Those who have premarital sex are more likely to have their marriage end in divorce.
FACT 5: Persons and couples who have had premarital sex are more likely to have extramarital affairs as well.
FACT 6: Having premarital sex may fool you into marrying a person who is not right for you.
FACT 7: Persons and couples with premarital sex experience tend to achieve sexual satisfaction sooner after they are married. However…
FACT 8: They are likely to be less satisfied overall with their sex life during marriage.
FACT 9: Poor premarital sexual habits can be carried over to spoil sex in marriage.
FACT 10: Guilt may push a couple into a bad marriage.
FACT 11: Premarital sex robs a couple of "sexual cement."
x ckup scary lagi? xpe..xpe..
sexually active person are prone to what we called sexually transmitted disease, a disease which transmitted to human from a sexual contact, this INCLUDES oral and anal sex. it can range from syphilis, gonnorhea, herpes, chancroid, chlamydia n so much more. paling scary sebenarnye kalau dpt HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) penyakit ni akan surpressed immune system korang serendah-rendahnye sampai korang terdedah to pelbagai penyakit and tambah scary bile penyakit ni xde ubat lagi sampai time aq tulis blog ni. Imagine bangun pagi2 tgk ur little thing tu da luka,kluar nanah sume..gile scary kn? ur manhood kot..nk jumpe doktor gitau pun segan. Prevention die ade tp xnk gtau nnt korang pk "alaa ade prevention rupenye..so boleh2"... haha.
alamak? biaq betoi?
kalau yg tu pun x scary lagi..maybe potongan ayat last ni scary kot....
hahaha gotcha with the entry title u pervert. im here not to talk bout SEX,im sure theres a lot of websites u can access for that but strictly not here. a rising number of premarital sexual intercourse among us teenagers in recent few years has moved me to write a little on this issue from the health point of view. plus ade jugak some stupid teenagers idealist who think "he's my bf,soon he's gonna be my husband...so whats wrong giving him everything that i have, still gonna lose it somehow". pnah jugak random chat ngn orang tnye da pnah buat ke x,bole tahan ramai jugak la yang dah..hoho scary2
imagine sex is score an A in exam and marriage is studying towards an A, if u can score an A without studying, then who want to study weyy. same goes if u can get sex without marriage 1st, then sape nk susah2 kahwin yg byk gile responsibility tuh? ( haha aq da memandai ).
besides its strictly prohibited by our religion, premarital sex have its own disadvantages,emotionally and physically..sini nk selit skit ayat quran ttg mnde ni:
"Dan janganlah kamu mendekati zina; sesungguhnya zina itu adalah suatu perbuatan yang keji. Dan suatu jalan yang buruk”.(QS. Al-Isra : 32)it can be so scaaarryyy...
sumpah lagi scary dari gamba ni,haha
Some years ago, as I formed and solidified my own beliefs and convictions about this subject, I stumbled upon a book titled Sex, Love, or Infatuation: How Can I Really Know? by Dr. Ray E. Short, professor emeritus of sociology at the University of Wisconsin in Platteville. Dr. Short was a speaker who was popular to college students and school assemblies. Although it was originally published in the 1960s, I think you would still find this book encouraging and enlightening.
He titled chapter 10: "To Be or Not to Be—A Virgin." According to Dr. Short, science had established 11 facts—backed up by solid research—regarding the probable effect of premarital sex on your future marriage:
FACT 1: Premarital sex tends to break up couples.
FACT 2: Many men and women do not want to marry a person who has had intercourse with someone else.
FACT 3: Those who have premarital sex tend to have less happy marriages.
FACT 4: Those who have premarital sex are more likely to have their marriage end in divorce.
FACT 5: Persons and couples who have had premarital sex are more likely to have extramarital affairs as well.
FACT 6: Having premarital sex may fool you into marrying a person who is not right for you.
FACT 7: Persons and couples with premarital sex experience tend to achieve sexual satisfaction sooner after they are married. However…
FACT 8: They are likely to be less satisfied overall with their sex life during marriage.
FACT 9: Poor premarital sexual habits can be carried over to spoil sex in marriage.
FACT 10: Guilt may push a couple into a bad marriage.
FACT 11: Premarital sex robs a couple of "sexual cement."
x ckup scary lagi? xpe..xpe..
sexually active person are prone to what we called sexually transmitted disease, a disease which transmitted to human from a sexual contact, this INCLUDES oral and anal sex. it can range from syphilis, gonnorhea, herpes, chancroid, chlamydia n so much more. paling scary sebenarnye kalau dpt HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) penyakit ni akan surpressed immune system korang serendah-rendahnye sampai korang terdedah to pelbagai penyakit and tambah scary bile penyakit ni xde ubat lagi sampai time aq tulis blog ni. Imagine bangun pagi2 tgk ur little thing tu da luka,kluar nanah sume..gile scary kn? ur manhood kot..nk jumpe doktor gitau pun segan. Prevention die ade tp xnk gtau nnt korang pk "alaa ade prevention rupenye..so boleh2"... haha.
alamak? biaq betoi?
kalau yg tu pun x scary lagi..maybe potongan ayat last ni scary kot....
“Perempuan yang berzina dan laki-laki yang berzina, maka deralah tiap-tiap seorang dari keduanya seratus kali dera, dan janganlah belas kasihan kepada keduanya mencegah kamu untuk (menjalankan) agama Allah, jika kamu beriman kepada Allah, dan hari akherat, dan hendaklah (pelaksanaan) hukuman mereka disaksikan oleh sekumpulan dari orang-orang yang beriman”.(QS. An-Nur : 2)haa...x scary gak xtau lew. aq pernah dengar ceramah agama. die kate ade 3 mende kt dunia ni yg paling nikmat kalau kite buat 1)makan 2)tido 3)buang air besar. xde pun seks dlm tuh...so sesape trase nk buat sex before marriage,cube la divert perhatian tu ngn makan ke...tido ke..x pun ssh2 sgt,masuk toilet,cube buang air besar..haha slamat mencube :)
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"True LOVE is like GHOSTS, which everybody talks about and few have seen"- La Rochefoucauld
"LIFE without LOVE is like a tree without BLOSSOMS or FRUIT"- Khalil Gibran
"to LOVE someone deeply gives u STRENGTH, being loved by someone deeply gives u COURAGES" -Lao Tzu
"LOVE is a PROMISE, love is a SOUVENIR, once given never forgotten never let it dissapear"- John Lennon
1st story...
aq ade kwn perempuan couple dgn this guy she knew for almost 3 years, tp couple baru 7 bulan n then break dgr2 sbb that guy ade gurl lain. they knew each other started from college so everything should be fine right, org kate kalau nk bercinta ngn seseorang biar start kwn dlu,bru mnde tu bole lame,haha btw here goes:
plingg!!(bunyi buzz ym)
gurl : oy
aq : oy back
gurl : i dpt offer g blajar ****,tp i x pegi
aq : asal plak?
gurl : my mom x bg,die suh i keje dlu.
aq : ouh okay, da ur mum ckp camtu mmg xley nk ckp pe la (aq pntang sket kalau mak da berkate2,kene ikut,haha :p)
..............then after a while aq blk mlaysia jumpe blk membe gurl aq ni,
gurl : i tringin la nk sambung blaja
aq : g apply lew,ur mum da bg ke kalau u nk sambung blaja?
gurl : actually dlu tu my ex x kasi sambung blaja sbb die jeles ( yes, her ex ade sorang bdk yg duduk dkat2 tmpat blaja yg die dpt tu)
aq : what the eff??!
WHAT THE EFF?! WHAT THE EFF?! WHAT THE EFF??!, byk2 kali aq ulang ckp tiga perkataan tu pun aq x paham ngn kputusan yg membe aq buat tu.
2nd story...
3rd story...
"LIFE without LOVE is like a tree without BLOSSOMS or FRUIT"- Khalil Gibran
"to LOVE someone deeply gives u STRENGTH, being loved by someone deeply gives u COURAGES" -Lao Tzu
"LOVE is a PROMISE, love is a SOUVENIR, once given never forgotten never let it dissapear"- John Lennon
everyone had their own experienced on love and its a normal feeling for someone to have it,yes u can feel it everyday and u may fall in love for everyone u see. i read an article entitled HAKIKAT PERCINTAAN DALAM ISLAM, its written in there that love is a nuture feeling to have despite young or old because ALLAH provide us with an instinct to breed and desire to love an oppose gender known as gharizah Al-Nau'.
but sometimes love can be blind or someone can be blinded by love. so sepanjang hidup aq adelah jugak dgr cerite2 yang x bes pasal love ni. mostly dari kwn2 aq jugak, so sorry guys, pinjam jap crite korang nk post dlm blog aq..haha
1st story...
aq ade kwn perempuan couple dgn this guy she knew for almost 3 years, tp couple baru 7 bulan n then break dgr2 sbb that guy ade gurl lain. they knew each other started from college so everything should be fine right, org kate kalau nk bercinta ngn seseorang biar start kwn dlu,bru mnde tu bole lame,haha btw here goes:
plingg!!(bunyi buzz ym)
gurl : oy
aq : oy back
gurl : i dpt offer g blajar ****,tp i x pegi
aq : asal plak?
gurl : my mom x bg,die suh i keje dlu.
aq : ouh okay, da ur mum ckp camtu mmg xley nk ckp pe la (aq pntang sket kalau mak da berkate2,kene ikut,haha :p)
..............then after a while aq blk mlaysia jumpe blk membe gurl aq ni,
gurl : i tringin la nk sambung blaja
aq : g apply lew,ur mum da bg ke kalau u nk sambung blaja?
gurl : actually dlu tu my ex x kasi sambung blaja sbb die jeles ( yes, her ex ade sorang bdk yg duduk dkat2 tmpat blaja yg die dpt tu)
aq : what the eff??!
WHAT THE EFF?! WHAT THE EFF?! WHAT THE EFF??!, byk2 kali aq ulang ckp tiga perkataan tu pun aq x paham ngn kputusan yg membe aq buat tu.
2nd story...
ni story salah sorang dr kwn aq,guy..kononnya gurl tu la everything nk buat sampai mati tapi tahan 4 bulan je kowt,huhu.
situation 1...
sms: i nk main futsal kul 11 jap ag..
gurl: ok,amik i blk keje dlu la kul 11,i nk ikut..
sms: okay(x lmbt kew nnt? what the eff? lyn je lew<--monolog dalaman)
...kul 11,tunggu blk keje..smpai die klua jam da kul 11.10
gurl: blk rumah jap la,i nk tuka baju kjap..kjap je
guy: ow okay (what the eff?! die xtau ke da lmbt ni?lyn2 <--sekali lagi monolog dalaman sahaja)
kt rumah,gurl tu pegi bersiap,tunggu...tunggu...tunggu..jam da kul 11.30,bru die klua..pastu mmg membe aq drive laju nk mampos ke tempat futsal,180 tu biase je time tu die kate,haha.sampai kt tmpat futsal...
gurl: u knape?! bwk laju2?! marah kt i la tu?! xleh nk sabar sket tunggu?!
guy: xde la,x marah pn..
gurl: i tau u marah kn, i xnk pegi la bia i duduk dlm kete je(sambil mengalirkan air mata)
guy: (fuck..kluar air mate ni lemah sket nih) x la...i x marah,jom la..
gurl: da2..u pegi je,biar i sorang kt sini.
guy: emm u x pegi i tunggu u kt sini la.
........................berlalulah 10 minit baru gurl tu ok n nk masuk...
guy:(pffft..last2 dpt main 10 minit jek)
situation 2
membe aq ni lepak ngn kitorg,bwk gf die skali...
gurl: u.da kul 12 ni,jom la blk
guy: ha? (what the eff?! bru lepak 30 mins kot)
gurl: yeee.. u tau kn i ade curfew
guy: ouh..ya..ok2 ( tau ade curfew nk jgk ikut lepak td)
kitorg: weh bro, nk g mne?
guy: anta gf aq blk jap,die xley stay lame.
kitorg: ek elle bru lepak kejap kot,jap ag ko dtg la blk.
guy: ouh ok2...
smpai kat rumah gurl die tu...
gurl: u pasni jgn ngengade nk pegi lepak ag pasni,trus blk.
guy: ha? npe plak? i lpak ngn laki kot
gurl: xde2,i x bpe suke sgt la diorg tu..jgn pegi blk,kalau pegi siap la u..
guy: ouh ok2 ( pfft..aq knal diorg lagi lame dr knal ko kot, ko plak nk judge diorg)
situation 3
gurl sms: u buat pe? jom klua g memane..mkn ke..
guy: x buat pe,skang da kul 3..kul 5 i ade hal, amek kete akak kt bengkel
gurl: ouh..xpe..sempat2
guy: ok siap la..jap ag i sampai
sampai kt umah gurl tu..gurl tu x siap ag tgh duduk melepak,jam da mnunjukkan pukul 3.30
guy: lew,npe x siap ag?
gurl: ok jap2..
10 minit, 20 minit, 30 minit, 40 minit..still no sign of her...
guy: u..lame lagi ke? nnt x smpat nnt..kul 5 i nk blk da.
gurl(dari tingkat atas): u mmg xley nk sabar kjap ea? i da nk siap kot..da la,xyh la kluar.
guy: emm ok la kalau da nk siap,jom la klua kjap,smpat ag ni(jam da kul 4.30)
gurl: da2 i da xnk kluar da..u blk je la,jgn cr i pasni.
guy: errk? (pfft..aq ckp leklok kot,yg die nk marah2 knape? aq sabar slame ni,rilek je die halau aq)
(sambil berlalu pergi dr rumah,dah mls nk pjuk n tawar hati...hoho)
3rd story...
cte ni aq ingat2 lupe,kalau salah sorry ea bro :) tp ni cte dr membe baik aq sendiri la...diorang ni mmg rapat gle..da lame la gak..2 tahun kot, sumpah aq ingt diorg da couple sampai la satu hari ni aq jmpe ngn membe aq ni..ktorg bedtime story...
guy: aq nk buat confession ni...
aq: knape syg? (haha..:p)
guy: sebenarnye aq x pnah couple pun ngn *****.
aq: seriously??
guy: aah..korang sume mesti ingt aq da couple ngn die kn,padahal x pnah pun.
aq: ko x pnah try?
guy: pnah tp everytime aq try,mesti die divert topic lain,ckp yg die x ready ag nk couple la,ape la
aq: ooo xpe la maybe die btul2 x ready ag..ko saba je la..
guy: masalahnye da lame gile kot,plus aq da buat mcm2 da(ape yg die buat xleh diceritakan coz this story would be so obvious)
aq: lek ler..risiko tinggi kot kalau couple.
guy: masalahnye aq stalk gak page die,die slalu open to relation kat other guys,kire cam bukan aq sorang je lew options die.
aq: ler then obvious la mmg die xde hati ngn ko.
guy: tp die cam pnah bg harapan kt aq.
aq: da la..lupe je la die..die cam memperbodohkan ko jew
guy: ok la..tp ko sebagai membe baik aq..ko kene delete die jgak dr fren list ko...
aq: ok..tadehal la syg(haha :p)
a few months later........
guy: weh..aq nk buat confession...sbnanye time dlu aq x delete pun die lagi,aq still contact ngn die..aq xley nk lupe die lagi la..
aq: WHAT THE EFF??! WHAT THE EFF??!
it will took a while too see d flaws once were in love, tp ok la kwn aq tu da bole lupe die..kot? haha
so theres a few example of how love can affected someone's life, honestly, im not the expertised on this myself as a matter of fact, aq pun xde gf lagi..haha but im only telling u what i see in my life when it comes to love,its sad to think that there are peoples who are willing to gave up their future just for some gurls/guys who arent promising to be ur soul mate till death, its sad to think that there are peoples who think they're worth of nothing when they failed in love, its sad to think when peoples are willing to sacrifice on everything just because of love...
aq bukan org yg anti-love,jujur ramai je membe2 aq yg happy ngn pasangan diorg masing2 skarang..just mls nk cite yg cantik2 tu..byk da rasenye korang ley tgk kt public n tv, pape pun yg penting theres a few definite love u can achieve on...
-love to ALLAH
-love to PARENTS
-love to FAMILY
-love to FRIENDS
-love to YOURSELF
:)
1st entry
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it just took one lonely cold boring night to make me started on blogging, ive seen plenty before and it somehow gave me courage on starting my own blog. nothing much to say i guess(its my 1st entry afterall). a lot of blogging concept went through my mind..should i make it like my own diary,should i talk bout foods or should i travel before i can write one. it came to me when i took my shower just now( true story, haha) then i decided to make mine bout what things i see in my life..as my life goes,everything dat happened and occured to me will be commented in here,not to miss my fren's and other's life too..(so watch out friends..haha). sounds lame but i do think everyone has their own right to give an opinion so here goes my opinion in life,so sit back n enjoy :)